1) You drive as if you own the whole road. El mar7oum jeddik warratk yeha bass met. 2) Every guy who add you on facebook has a secret crush on you. 3) You need at least 5 minutes at the cash register to find the money and another 5 minutes to neatly put the change away in the small wallet, then put the small wallet in the big wallet, then put the big wallet in the pocket of he purse, then close the zipper of the pocket then close the purse. The fact that more than 10 persons are waiting in the queue is meaningless to you. 4) The fastest ATM transaction you can manage is 10 minutes long. 5) You can spend 12 hours at the beach with at least 6 hours swimming without wetting your hair. 6) The boyfriend is always expected to get you a 200$ worth gift even if all that you ever got him is a lousy 5$ worth fake wallet. 7) You wear high heels to the beach and che77atta to wedding ceremonies. You think Hayfa Wehbe is ugly. 9) You think all men are shallow even if you spent the last month looking for che77attet esba3 to match your evening gown and your biggest thrill is when dior launches a new trend of nail polish. 10) You are always on diet.

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news, when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea' (which was just water). After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up. Then she says (as only a mother would know...) :) “Did it ever occur to you, that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?